Him: “That’s fine; I’ll just sit at home and earn unemployment.”

Me: “You can always apply for unemployment.  But you will not win considering these circumstances.”

Him: According to the Office of Unemployment Compensation, blah, blah, blah…

Yes, this guy actually called me with a State unemployment manual in front of him and started quoting from it.  Want to know what happened?

First level determination – we won.

Second level determination – we won.

Hearing level – we won.

Now who’s laughing, bud?  If I’ve said it once, I’ve said it one thousand times – if you know what you’re doing, you will NEVER lose an unemployment claim – no matter what it is filed for.

Oh, by the way, to the attorney who sent me a solicitation letter saying she’d represent my company for $800 per unemployment claim – think again – I don’t need your help.  If you know what you’re doing, it’s a piece of cake.